Some people really wish we’d just go away. Well, everyone has a price, and a couple years ago we decided ours was $100-million. Techdirt has grown since then, so now our price is going up accordingly.
Here’s the deal: pay us $100,000,001 and we’ll take the year 2015 off. We could really use the vacation anyway. We’ll be back in 2016 (unless you want to pay for multiple years—we’ll give you a discount, just ask us). Come on RIAA! You’re sitting on all that cash, right? Make us go away for a year.
If this is a little too rich for your blood, we’ve also got a cheaper alternative.
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