Day Without Techdirt
For some time now, we’ve offered the anti-Techdirt factions out there a chance to silence us for a whole year for the low price of $100,000,000. So far, we haven’t had any takers. No doubt this is because of the current economic climate—so we’ve decided to offer a more affordable option. For just $1,000,000, you can be free of us for an entire day of your choosing. That’s 24 whole hours without a single Techdirt post.
Meanwhile, if you’re still interested in shutting us down for a year, you better hurry—the price is going up!
To purchase this option, you must contact us directly.